First Birthday Friday! :)

Tomorrow I'z turn 1 year old and I'z going to be a big girl! :) I'z very excited at the fact I'z going to get more presents... I'z so fond of my 'nip pillow, maybe I'z getting another one?! ;)

I'z gotted lotsa toy mice with d'feather butts that look so purrty in my stocking and a comfort cushion which Mummy can heat up for me and has tassels I can put the bitey on as well as a wonderful feather wand toy! Oh and I'z gotted treats too and some very yummy Mummy cooked mixed game terrine with carrot in it... 'S very yummy! :) It haded vishus deer, bunny, pigeon, pheasant and partridge in it - oh and I'z gotted some yummy roasty beef too! :) Mummy was so impressed that I was a big girl and chewed up my beef bits and didn't insist on her making them into mush for me... Well I'z purrty much growed up now so I'z gotta do things like a big growed up girl kitty! :)

Anyway it's just one more sleep (or 47 cat naps) until I'z a big girl... I'z so excited! Mummy's helpin' me make sure I'z got all d'bits I'll need here with I'z gotted my kittens... I'z gotted a nice safe place for having my kittens, some nice fuzzy blankets and heating pads for keepin' dem warm... Mummy has to get some human made kitten milk in just in case I'z don't make lotsa milk for my kittens and she's gotta send off for some special cleaning wipes to make sure d'kittens is safe from nasty germs! Oh and I hear she's going to get dem a playpen to play in when they'z big enough to want to get outta d'bed... Just fink of all dos lovely ickle kitten ears I'z can clean out! All dos lovely ickle fluffy bellies to clean and kiss! Oh I'z so lookin' forward to being a Momma cat! :)

Oh Napoleon just fink of what you'z missin' out on by having your dangly bits removed... You'z goin' to need some good nursing for a few days after, but just remember I'z not going to be kissin' it all better! :P But I'z hear your ears need a good clean... ;)