So many of my friends have boyfriends that today I'm thinking about getting myself a mancat of my own really seriously... You see I've seen one I rather like the look of and well I'm not sure what to do next!? I keep looking and I think he's noticed me, but that's it so far... Ramses says I lack patience, but really I wanna boyfriend now! I've been thinking of placing a wanted ad, but can't quite come up with the wording for one... This is just as good as it gets so far:
Wanted: One gorgeous male Aby for hours of mutual grooming and appreciation. Must be a gourmet cook or have access to one as I like the finer things in life, especially if they contain chicken! ;) Must be able to face the prospects of an open relationship as I wanna be a momma cat again and therefore must like looking at little Aby kittens and telling me how pretty they all are and how wonderful I am for producing them!
Yes, I think that sums it up nicely... All candidates will have to put up with extensive grooming too and can't squirm their way out of ear cleaning time... Come on boys you know I'm worth it! ;)
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You are such a flirt, Isis, but I love it! Would you do me the great honour of allowing me to be your "distance boyfriend"? I would be delighted to shower you with compliments and would have groomed you happily had we been in the same country. Unfortunately,or perhaps it's for the best given the distance, I cannot be of any real assistance in, ahem, kitten production.
How about it?
Sen-Chan
Ooh yes! I accept happily and hope you don't mind my occasional dalliance with an Abyssinian Mancat of the eeer professional boyfriend type in order to help secure the future of our species and all that! ;) I promise to be discreet (even though the spell check suggested I be descriptive) about these events and shall always return to you even if I have a belly full of kittens when I do... *blush*
I guess there is one real upside to our being geographically separated, I'll just have to make do with my half-brother Ramses for kitten sitting duty! ;)
Purrs,
Isis
Dear Isis,
I am so very excited at your acceptance of my offer, and look forward to many long distance exchanges and cuddles.
Thank you for including my photo on your site! Do you have a particular favourite photo of yourself that I might include on mine?
Purrs & Cuddles,
Sen-Chan
Good luck finding a Mancat, Isis. It's too bad you won't settle for a Sphynx, as we both think you are very beautiful!
I was thinking of just the Man Cat and look- it already happened before I got here!! I think the two of you make a marvelous couple.
Kaze
Oh Isis, I am sure you will find the purfect mancat!
Woohoo! Isis and Sen! A match made in Aby heaven.
Concats Isis! I can'ts believe there is another Aby cat along with us now!! See I has missed lots since Mommy Bean was on bed rest.
You have a very handsome boyfurrend, Isis! Isis + Sen-Chan, that has a nice ring to it.
Mindy & Moe
ConCATulations beautiful Isis, Sen-Chan is a very handsome and fun-loving Aby who I have only met recently. If he hasn't had his, erm, hoohahectomy (and I'm too new an acquaintance to ask!) I think he could help make you a wonderful kitty-mum sgsin some day. And he's not too far away, just across the Channel:)xxx
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