I Wanna Mancat Monday...

So many of my friends have boyfriends that today I'm thinking about getting myself a mancat of my own really seriously... You see I've seen one I rather like the look of and well I'm not sure what to do next!? I keep looking and I think he's noticed me, but that's it so far...

Ramses says I lack patience, but really I wanna boyfriend now! I've been thinking of placing a wanted ad, but can't quite come up with the wording for one... This is just as good as it gets so far:

Wanted: One gorgeous male Aby for hours of mutual grooming and appreciation. Must be a gourmet cook or have access to one as I like the finer things in life, especially if they contain chicken! ;) Must be able to face the prospects of an open relationship as I wanna be a momma cat again and therefore must like looking at little Aby kittens and telling me how pretty they all are and how wonderful I am for producing them!

Yes, I think that sums it up nicely... All candidates will have to put up with extensive grooming too and can't squirm their way out of ear cleaning time... Come on boys you know I'm worth it! ;)

Family Friday...

Well I had a lovely time visiting with some of the kittens Mummy's and Daddy's over the weekend and this Sunday I have Django's Mummy visiting too, so I'm hoping for some more chicken to eat... You see Mummy gave me lots of really yummy chicken while the kittens new bean parents gave them a little too! :) Of course my brother Ramses got lots of chicken too for his Birthday and we're all greatly appreciating his catnip plants out in the run! ;)

Now that the kittens are getting bigger, I've noticed that I'm starting to think about mancats a lot again... ;) Well you need a nice friendly mancat in order to get yourself a belly full of kittens and I'd certainly like another one of those! :) But Mummy says I have to wait until the end of the year before I can go for another "holiday" with a gorgeous mancat... :( So now you know why I was moaning in her ear at 5am this morning! ;)

Oh and it's not my fault that the kittens woke up shortly after that... Nor it it my fault that they were all very hyper and wanted to play the "Bed Moles" game! I'm pretty sure I never told them that a "Bed Mole" can get a better bitey on the toes either... Though I think Mummy was expecting "Bed Moles" as she took the camera to bed last night and had it ready to take photographic evidence of the chronic "Bed Mole" activity! ;)

Anyway Dad's away tonight, so the "Bed Moles" will have more room to play in without nearly pushing Mummy out of bed, so hopefully she won't moan to me about them tomorrow morning... ;)

I'z Royalty now!

Well lots of interesting things have happened to me over the past week while I was away... First of all though I must explain that I am now royalty, that's right I'z a Queen and must learn to act all serene and regal...

Oh and dis shot if of Dan as I said goodbye to him. Don't you'z fink he looks kinda sad to see me go... I'z fink he fell in love with me while I was visiting! ;) But like I'z told him I'z got a thing for a cute little Meezer boy called Napoleon...

Happy New Year!

Well I'z made my New Year's Resolution and it's to moan like a wanton hussy of a ladycat until Mummy takes me to meet a nice eligible young Mancat of the Stud variety! ;) My second resolution is to be the bestest Momma cat ever to my own ickle baby kittens... I'z going to keep them ever so very clean and teach them all my tricks, like how to put the bitey on stuff! ;) So I shall be a very busy ladycat, but shall do my bestest to drop in here and update my friends regularly and gaze at the lovely Napoleon too! :)

Tomorrow all being well I'z gotted a quick visit to d'vet for my FIV and FeLV bloodtests, waiting for the hard copy of my results and off to visit the Mancat of my current dreams via a road trip in my luxury carrier with my brother Ramses along for d'ride and some snuggle time with me before I'z go off with d'Stud of my dreams! :) I'z get to stay there for a good few days to a week if needed and den Mummy will come and collect me and bring me back home to incubate my belly for a little over 60 days, at which point I'z hear I get a biggly bad belly ache and d'kittens hatch! :) I'z fink a biggly bad belly ache is worth it iffen I'z get myself some purrty kittens all my own... Mummy played me some kitten sounds on here before breakfast and I'z nearly pulled dis computer apart trying to get to d'kittens! ;) See I'z want 'em real bad! :)

Meow at you all in a week or so... Until then my half-brother Ramses will no doubt keep you'z all updated as to my progress! :) Purrs to all... Isis